Five Feet Zero

self indulgent and short.

Friday, September 29, 2006

"Not tonight, honey.."

This advert was created for the French equivalent of KY jelly. Seems perfectly innocuous until you look a little closer... .Geddit?
Heehee..made me laugh gleefully. I love cleverness.


  • At 5:51 PM, Blogger Egghead said…

    I hope you realise that this is hardly turning on. Women with mammoth vaginas are better suited for horses.

  • At 6:57 PM, Anonymous Sonny said…

    Well, egghead, that depends on how kind the God Father has been to you. I kill myself.

  • At 7:38 PM, Blogger Egghead said…

    that was indeed funny, sonny. you kill me too.

  • At 9:19 PM, Blogger Zaphod said…

    wait, i dont get it (very confused)

  • At 10:17 PM, Blogger fivefeetzero said…

    Eggy, i think they were going for funny-but-effective rather than turning on, given that it IS an ad for a lubricant.
    Also, every effort on my part to draw minimal attention to the size (or lack therein) of your organ has failed miserably, since you insist on doing it yourself ;)

  • At 10:17 PM, Blogger fivefeetzero said…

    drawing attention, i meant.

  • At 4:48 AM, Blogger Zaphod said…

    i get it...sorry, been a long long week!

  • At 4:14 PM, Blogger fivefeetzero said…

    zaph - haha, yeah it takes a while..wasn't sure if you were talking about sonny's joke or the advt.

  • At 7:41 PM, Blogger hedonistic hobo said…

    that's just wrong! wonder what the misgyny beau peep would make of this......hehe he'd probably pass out.

  • At 3:12 PM, Blogger Nirav Shah said…

    He hee... with that kind of size (with Jelly or no Jelly)... I would tell her not only not tonight honey, but NEVER !!

    But yes, a clever ad none the less ;-)

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